yolaandi:

before tumblr i spent the same amount of time on the computer but i seriously cannot recall what i did 

FINALLY! Tumblr is back online. I swear, 9 hours without it induces horrible withdrawal.

amyqueenofthedead:

you never fully realize how strange tumblr is until you scroll through your dash in a public place

Really Tumblr? Stop giving me false hopes of new followers via email, only to have my joy shattered when I find out it’s not true when I check my account afterwards.

My email said that I had a new follower, so I was like “Awww yeaaaaah! Time to post a new llama photo!” Then I checked my Tumblr and it didn’t say anything about a new follower. So let me guess, you decided to follow me, which would lift my spirits, then unfollow me because you felt like you’ve made a bad decision, thus crushing my heart? Shame on you. I’m heart broken. I blame you. I blame you so much for this empty feeling in my heart. Shaaaaaaame.

theycallmekaitlana:

tumblerprommatchmaker:

Anyone who wants to ask someone as his/her date in tumblr prom but is too shy, ask me or submit your proposal and I will deliver the proposal.

Reblog and spread the word!

Because I didn’t go to regular prom!

Whenever I’m on Facebook, my family tends to creep up behind me and stare at what I’m doing. Being in the middle of a deep and personal message is not a fun thing. So what do I do? Switch the tab to Tumblr… And pray that no nude photos pop up on my dashboard O_O

To all of those who add hash tags to their posts, THIS IS NOT FREAKING TWITTER. Go fall off a bridge.

#IHATEWHOEVERDOESTHIS